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Pop Corn

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Crispeta

Si yo fuera una crispeta, quisiera ser una de ese grupo rebelde que no se revienta y permanece en el fondo de la olla. Una de esas que convierte el final de la cubeta en un cuestionamiento filosófico sobre el momento exacto, el tiempo preciso en que debieran suceder las cosas, y que se echan a perder por la ansiedad.


Si yo fuera una crispeta, quisiera ser de ese grupo. Y aún más perra: no solo no me reventaría, sino que tampoco me tostaría, dejando al ansioso sin la satisfacción de triturarme en mil pedazos en su mandíbula. Iría más allá: sería tan fuerte que, al quedar atrapada en un molar, partiría una de esas calzas negras y profundas, recordándole que no todo placer viene sin consecuencias.


Pero no. No soy nada de eso.


Porque si yo fuera una crispeta, seguramente sería de esas medio retrasadas que explotan al final. De esas que, por la presión, no vuelan directo a la tapa de la olla, sino que quedan atrapadas abajo, aislando del calor a las demás. Una crispeta estoica que, como el colosal Atlas, aguanta el peso del mundo sobre ella.


Me quemaría junto con otras para dar la alarma al cocinero: avisarle que ya la está empezando a cagar y que mejor apague la olla antes de que todo termine lleno de humo. Una vida de entrega y sacrificio que, al final, resulta en el mismo abatimiento de todas las demás. Y sin ninguna recompensa.


Si yo fuera una crispeta, mi vida solo sería atestiguada por esa crispeta dura, la indestructible. Esa que, entre saliva y resignación, sale junto con una amalgama.


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2024.12.01 | Saint John, NB

Pop Corn

If I were a popcorn kernel, I’d want to be one of that rebellious bunch that refuses to pop, staying stubbornly at the bottom of the pot. The kind that turns the end of the bucket into a philosophical quandary about the exact moment, the perfect timing when things are supposed to happen but get ruined by impatience.


If I were a popcorn kernel, I’d want to be part of that group, and even more defiant—the kind that wouldn’t even toast enough to get shattered into bits by the jaw of some restless moviegoer who can’t watch a film without munching. And more than that, I’d want to be so tough that I wouldn’t just lodge myself into a molar but also crack one of those deep, dark fillings of the unsuspecting snacker.


But alas, I’m none of that.


Because if I were a popcorn kernel, I’d probably be one of those late bloomers that explodes at the very end, launching from the pressure but never reaching the lid of the pot. Instead, I’d land at the bottom, wedged under the rest, insulating the heat for everyone piled above me, stoically bearing the weight of the world like a colossal Atlas.


I’d burn alongside the others as a warning to the cook that they’re about to mess up and should turn off the heat before the whole house fills with smoke. A life of sacrifice and service that, in the end, leads to the same demise as all the others—without any reward.


If I were a popcorn kernel, my story would only be witnessed by the unpopped one, the hard kernel that gets spat out with a wad of saliva, clinging to a chunk of amalgam.

Files & Stuff

This is my face after working at the mall in Black Friday Weekend. It was busy as hell!

BTW, I wrote this just because I like writing, not for something in particular.


References

It would sound stupid but there is an organization in internet called PopCorn hahahahaha that explains why pop corn pops, click here to see their explanation hahahaha


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